Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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