Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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