Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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