I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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