therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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