Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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