he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i out mim tonsoeep
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