he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't deserve a penis
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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