used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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