when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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