I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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