Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
