People in love make me want to vomit
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
