I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
even my farts smell like vagina
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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