I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The best revenge is premature balding
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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