normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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