we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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