I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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