how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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