You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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