just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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