I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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