that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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