i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
