i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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