May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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