you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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