I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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