i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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