She said her name was "party"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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