Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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