Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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