I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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