never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
