Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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