They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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