is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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