come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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