from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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