Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think people are normalizing furries
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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