Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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