me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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