So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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