sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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