He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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