he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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