Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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