is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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