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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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