Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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