Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
worst night to have a conscience
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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