i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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