i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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