We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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