Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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