...so i touched it.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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