omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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