If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am one with the molecules
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Randomize
