so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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